someone: let's be friends!!!
me: yes okay i like that idea!!!we never speak again
Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”
A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.
A marching band
Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy
Because of suggestive lyrics
Marching bands are instrumental
The High School Band Can’t Play Fall Out Boy Songs Because The Lyrics Are Suggestive by Panic! At The Disco.
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
this whole post is an emo train wreck and i love it